Dead Kelly was formed in the dream time land of Yandina, where five young men with epic beards decided over many ales to embark on a journey in the quest for heaviness.
Pine Cone Throat was raised by a cluster of wombats where he ate Pine Cones to stay alive - hence the nickname and the shredded throat pipe.
Roo Killer, a large beer fridge-like man grew up on a broken down farm out west where many a kangaroo had met their end at the hands off RKK, and in his spare time he would play bluegrass banjo.
Eight Fingers was born with eight fingers. Pretty fuckin weird ay. But it proved to be a blessing. One day he was out in the bush with his acoustic when he ripped a solo so hard that it made the bush tucker man shit sawdust.
Wombat was raised by the same cluster of wombats as Pine Cone Throat, and in a ancient womat tribal meeting he took the form of a wombat and learned the art of death metal bass. He left the bush an now lives in a large burrow in Pac Paradise where he is very sleepy and very low to the ground.
Off Tap Platapuss once did a blast beat for three days non-stop . The strain on his body caused him to develop a bill of some sort and a tail. To hide his face from the world, he grew a beard so big that it made Albie Mangle's turn gay.
These man came together at a back yard criket match where Pine Cone Throat spoke those words that will go down in history. " So........... you cunts wanna play some heavy shit " And the reply from the group of young men with epic beards was. '' Yeh..........Yeh.........righto.......... fuck ay. AND DEAD KELLY WAS BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
